Friday, July 10, 2009

A Perfect Neener: Saint Chaney's Revenge

Today I finally get to stick my pole in the rectums of those who have sought to abuse me in the past. After many trials and tribulations which shall go unnamed on this holy web-space, I am embarking on what will (or had better fucking be) a great voyage to the pacific northwest. You see kids my ladyfriend lives over a thousand miles away. This is distressing. However this situation is soon to be rectified, starting with this visit which has been long over due in my opinion.

Why the neener, you ask? This is a Neener to all of those who thought I wouldn't show up. This is a Neener to the people who, despite live evidence and proof, still believe I'm a schmuck. Well, I have a little over six inches of dick for those people to suck. It isn't much, but its what I've got. I won't lie to you, its gonna feel awesome for me either way.

The other side of the neener is that I am getting to see and spend time with my ladyfriend. If you are unaware of my ladyfriend, please refer to the Great Neenering posted below.

I feel I'm forgetting something ...

NEENER NEENER - NEENER!!!!